I can just picture the exchange…she’ll leave a big bag of weiner poopie at a drop off location designated by the kidnapper (Jesus-napper???), who will then, and only then, give her Jesus statue back by leaving it in her mailbox.
(OK, now I am starting to wonder, do her dogs ever pee on things in her own yards, ummmm like any statues maybe??? In which case, I could imagine her Christian neighbors feeling they were rescuing Him!)
Some people are just too wierd. Being willing to be on the news about your Jesus statue being stolen? stealing someone’s Jesus statue over fecal matter?
Comment by: Lisa
1 01/25/08 5:59 AM | Comment Link |well, that’s just down right goofy.
Comment by: Ron
2 01/25/08 7:41 AM | Comment Link |I can use this Sunday. The moral of the story for the Church: Don’t expect Jesus to hang around when you’re leaving a trail of weiner poopies!
Comment by: Eliza
3 01/25/08 8:55 PM | Comment Link |I can just picture the exchange…she’ll leave a big bag of weiner poopie at a drop off location designated by the kidnapper (Jesus-napper???), who will then, and only then, give her Jesus statue back by leaving it in her mailbox.
(OK, now I am starting to wonder, do her dogs ever pee on things in her own yards, ummmm like any statues maybe??? In which case, I could imagine her Christian neighbors feeling they were rescuing Him!)
Comment by: benjamin ady
4 01/28/08 1:33 PM | Comment Link |Eliza, Ron, you two crack me up.
Some people are just too wierd. Being willing to be on the news about your Jesus statue being stolen? stealing someone’s Jesus statue over fecal matter?